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"No, Billy Mays! Get out of there! You can't sell me that!" - ~Cheezeishgood
"Congratulations, you're now the mother of eleven.. and a half. Yes, you're pregnant." - ~mangainium
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Manfred soulja boys into the defendant's lobby.
Keat: rofl
Manfred sticks gum and/or thumb tacks on all of the chairs.
Manfred moonwalks out.
Keat: Wow that was... one heck of an image.
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My new challenge in life: Figure out how to speak in a French/Texan accent.
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Damon Gant is watching you.
*uses*
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And all the world is biscuit-shaped
Its just for me to feed my face~!
Avatar by =Azurice
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Damon Gant is watching you.
Von Karma gonna mess you up and steal your evidence! XD
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All waiters are just seagulls in human form. - ~Murasaki-Usagi
雨 + 夜 = 霧 =
i don't know what it's from either though..
HE IS GOING TO GET YOU GUILTY, TOO. can't forget that.
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Damon Gant is watching you.
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All waiters are just seagulls in human form. - ~Murasaki-Usagi
雨 + 夜 = 霧 =
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